Pick yourself up off from the ground, you big, fashionable dummy.Ikea issued a glorious response to that £1,600 Balenciaga blue bagNo longer must you lower yourself to rolling around in mud to get a cool, edgy finish on your denim.Finally, a store will create the mud streaked look for you - no cow pats or fields required.
Nordstrom - the same people who brought you a fancy rock for the bargain price of £70 - are now selling a new style of denim that they're calling Hobbs black Blazer TULISA Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.These are, explain Nordstrom, 'heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty.'So, essentially, jeans with mud all over them.For 425 (£330). Right then.The jeans first came to the world's attention when Mike Rowe shared his thoughts on the denim on Facebook, describing the jeans as a 'war on work'.From there they quickly attracted fans all over Twitter, who loved the idea of paying hundreds of dollars for jeans Sportmax Code azzurro Jumper dress TICINO deliberately rubbed in dirt.Who on earth goes out and buys a 500 pair of fake mud jeans from Nordstrom when you can get a cheap pair and drag them through the mud?
Brace yourselves for rip-off designs hitting the high street soon, Blouse likely with brown paint or sub-par dirt instead of whatever artisan mud Nordstrom carefully paints on to their denim.Keep an eye out for people crawling through the park in an attempt to be on trend. Do not be fooled by their cheap, un-Nordstrom jeans.