Oh, Dorothy Perkins. Not since your mistimed #FridayFeeling tweet have we seen such an enjoyable social media mishap.Ikea issued a glorious response to that £1,600 Balenciaga blue bagIt has come (no pun intended) to our attention that Dorothy Perkins, maker of floral dresses and one of the most iconic Kardashian collaborations of all time, is currently getting bloggers and Dorothy Perkins fans to share posts with a hashtag.That hashtag is #LoveDP.We believe that Lauren Ralph Lauren black Tote bag TANNER in this instance, DP stands for Dorothy Perkins.But usually, DP stands for double penetration. Meaning when Relaxed Jeans two people insert their penises into two holes in another person, such as one Patrizia Pepe nero Maxi dress penis in the mouth and one in the vagina, or one in the vagina and one in the butt. Lovely.
Which is why it seems so strange that Dorothy Perkins wouldn't know that their hashtag has sexual implications.Which makes us think that actually, this is all a big, sneaky stunt so Dorothy Perkins can trick a bunch of fashion-y types into proclaiming that they bloody love double penetration. Fun. Me and bump are loving this jumpsuit from @dorothyperkins. Who said you can't dress up and be comfy?! #LoveDP #SponsoredA post shared by Binky Felstead (@binkyfelstead) on Apr 24, 2017 at 4:07am PDTEither way, whether they are aware of their deeply sexual hashtag or are just sweet, innocent little bunnies, the whole thing is hilarious.